Thursday, September 27, 2012

Trickle Down Theory

The only thing that trickles down is piss.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Procrastination

I've taken procrastination to new heights. I created this blog over 2 years ago, then got too busy with everything else and left it alone. I feel like I'm ready to start posting here, but Mrs. Cranky tells me I need to fix our weather station website first, so it may a while. I hope to be back in a few weeks.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

On Crankiness

What is a cranky old man and why should you care what he has to say?
Quite frankly, it doesn't bother me if you don't care what I say, and maybe that
helps to explain what crankiness is. Well, OK, I guess I want some people to read this or I wouldn't write it. But don't bother to correct my grammar and spelling.

So, what is a cranky old man? Old is a relative term, so let's just say that I've been around for a while. That leaves Cranky. You can get a dictionary definition here: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/cranky The second definition fits me best; “Having eccentric ways; odd”. I'd also like to say that I'm not a grumpy old man or an angry old man, I'm just a bit crotchety and sometimes hard to get along with. Just ask Susan.

This will be my forum to say whatever's on my mind that may not be sociable elsewhere. Sometimes I'll be controversial, other times just plain annoying. My goal is to offend everybody at least once, but make you think about preconceived notions.